He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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