ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So I just went to clothing optional bar
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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