He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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