i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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