I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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