talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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