Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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