That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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