hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
