He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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