I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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