foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm getting married
To pizza
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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