This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
