Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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