After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
There are leaves in my underwear?
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