.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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