belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He felt like a one man threesome
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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