Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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