are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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