yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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