He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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