This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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