I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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