So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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