It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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