Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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