Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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