4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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