I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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