I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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