I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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