What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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