Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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