and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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