just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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