the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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