that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just pee around me
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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