Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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