I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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