i dedicated my morning wood to you.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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