i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
