doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This baby is an asshole
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
