I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is Oprah even human
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
