Dual....:-)
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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