Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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