The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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