Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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