if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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