Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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