she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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